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It's the dunk tank.
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"To teach them a lesson I will ride towards them, down this muddy hill while wearing sommuch armour I cannot stand up on my own. What could possibly go wrong?"
i know you're doing a bit, but only jousting armour was too heavy to stand in. would be hella shitty to be in full plate if you couldnt move
One night I went down the youtube rabbit hole of dudes in full plate showing off their mobility. One dude even swam for a short time doing a sorta breast stroke thing.
That last one sounds actually insane. Like you're just asking to drown
Funny you should mention that. They chose still water, had a guide line, and backup. However! Crypto fash dipshit Varg Vikarness tried the same stunt with chain mail. In a river. Nearly drowned his dumbass.
Varg "I killed a gay man and I don't regret it" Vikarness? Varg "Burn Down a Church, Kill A Firefighter" Vikarness? Varg "Make A Really Shitty And Tedious TTRPG" Vikarness? You're telling me Varg Vikarness did something fucking stupid? I am hearing this now for the first time.
The last of the three is the least of his many shitty things But this review of it is pretty good
I think Varg just killed his band mate. The gay guy was killed by a different guy in the same scene.
But yep, that asshole.
Oh neat! I didn't mean they couldn't stand, but that the heavy armor made it too heavy to stand yourself up in a muddy field. But I know recall videos of dudes in full plate doing acrobatics, so thats probably very wrong