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It’s human kibble basically
Try this:
I unironically wish this was a thing. And was halfway decent and nutritious.
This is what I would refer to the extra big bags of cereal as when living with a friend and it was his turn to do grocery shopping.
"1x bachelor chow cinnamon crunch, 1x fruity pebbles."
You said kibble?
Is that Chiwetel Ejiofor?
Dominique Tipper from The Expanse.
And after about halfway through the third bowl you begin to regret everything
Food pellets.
The milk gets too warm.
... Too warm?
You guys don't eat the cereal milk heated?...
Are you saying you heat the milk you pour in cereal? What in the actual fuck?
Yes??? I heat it as hot as soup would be??
Y'all eat it cold from the fridge???
Like sugary breakfast cereal or like instant oats or oatmeal cereal. Because if we're talking about hot milk in sugary breakfast cereal then I'm equal parts horrified, disgusted, and fascinated. Why, how did you start heating your cereal milk?
Idk??? I guess my parents always did it and I kept doing it until I'm now in my 20's
I eat all kinds of cereal. Nowadays I do half simple corn flakes and half oats with chocolate chips so I don't take in tooo much sugar
When I was little my parents would always buy sugary cereal.
Well...
I guess I just found out not to do this around other people LOL
Corn flakes, and oats in hot chocolate sounds more like a confection than breakfast but hey man let your freak flag fly. Be sure to stay on top of the dental hygiene!
No issues so far
My toothbrush is probably doing heavy lifting haha
I do dental checkups yearly, only got praise from the dentist so far
Though I do try to eat cereal rarely, I realise it's probably not too healthy and too sugary.
Cold coffee tastes great, hot coffee tastes great. Room temp coffee… not so much.
Same applies to countless other things as well.
I agree with this one
Nah, its warm like it just came from the udder and full of chunks and mucus, just as god intended.