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The Department of Justice redacted the face of the Mona Lisa, a 522-year-old painting of an Italian woman who died centuries ago, as part of its release of files related to the late convicted sex offender Jeffery Epstein.

In a PDF of an email with the subject line “simply paris” sent on July 3, 2009, a redacted sender sent Epstein several photos of, presumably, himself and a woman sightseeing in Paris. The photos of the woman are all redacted with a black box over her face, but the man’s face is visible.

The photos are from tourist locations like Disneyland Paris, the Versailles fountains, and the Louvre, where the Mona Lisa is installed. “We just walked around all over the city not just the sight seeing...we took like 1500 pictures so was really difficult to decide wich to send! :)” the sender wrote at the end of the email.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

the Mona Lisa, a 522-year-old painting of an Italian woman

Damn. I remember when that was brand new, and everyone was talking about it. In modern times, I believe the kids today would call it a "sick meme".

We didn't use such words back then. We called it "art".

Now you got all these yolkels hosting what they call "renaissance fairs", but they completely missed the point of them. It wasn't a festival. It was just a typical tuesday at the market! I like going to these renaissance fairs for the nostolgia, but they don't actually sell usefull goods or services. Instead they set up a "gift shop". Ugh. I just want to buy a decapitated head of a lamb, and a rack of ribs. Why do I have to go to your air conditioned big box grocery stores to do it? I want to buy it off the wooden cart of a traveling salesmen like it was INTENDED GOD DAMMIT!

turns into a bat and flys away

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 5 points 8 hours ago

Username checks out.