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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42771338

I could not stop thinking about how expensive it is for us to maintain these tiny towns, and how much better the outcomes would be and for how much less money, if instead of rebuilding their tiny town, we moved them all to cities.

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[–] Ooops@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Seems like "Leopards Ate My Face" is becoming obsolete.

But nobody sane could have anticipated these morons to devolve even further and now even keep cheering while getting their faces gnawed off.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

[–] Ooops@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

It was a documentary all along...

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I never had a face. The Leopard didn't eat it. I love the Leopard so what if it ate my face. My face was probably pretty tasty anyway.

[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

It should be “I love leopards eating my face” from now on.