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also, there's no karma system and no karma farming
and we can say unpopular things without worrying about downvotes
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eating pizza with a fork and knife is kinda enjoyable
you get to taste more pizza per pizza, and you take your time to savor it
Broccoli on pizza is nice. Just parboil it first so it doesn't burn. It gets a really nice warm, slightly earthy taste when baked on pizza.
You do you and I'm glad you enjoy it, but I'm too autistic to let broccoli anywhere near my pizza.
"Oh, but it's healthy and good for you and you gotta try more things in life an-"
I.
DON'T.
CARE.
Hmm, are you suggesting I'm not autistic enough?* 🤔🤔
I'm not gonna force you to try! I'm just putting it out there.
How about carrots?
*this is a jk
How do you feel about eating Cheetos with chopsticks?
If I'm gaming then it's a necessity.
Better than eating Cheetos with a fork, probably
sounds like a fun challenge
Only as part of a balanced meal to include a Hawaiian pizza and a delicious cake, like a cheesecake
You also don’t get your hands dirty.
I hate having greasy hands. I agree.
Sith, absolutes, etc. It depends on the pizza.
I've always been amused by the fact that that statement was, itself, an absolute.
Never looked into it. Wonder if it was an intentional play on the idea by Lucas or just an accident of the script. But the subtle "we're ALL hypocrites" is great.