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[–] stephen01king@piefed.zip 70 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Took me a bit, but I got the joke eventually.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I didn't and I have a Masters in Business (done ironically after the real one).

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I borrowed a friend's MBA textbook once for laughs. The most memorable quote was in the chapter on negotiating: "your skill at negotiation will affect the outcome of the negotiations."

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Skyrim loading screen tip

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If I was ever in charge of hiring, a candidate having an MBA would make me significantly less likely to hire them.

And why? Because I'd be responsible and prefer competent people for hiring, and just going through one of those courses makes people less competent

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

It doesn't. The wad of cash you have in your pocket determines your power in a negotiation. You don't have to say a damn thing.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago

profit = revenue - cost

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 93 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Companies can't plan past the current quarter. They're slaves to the "line must go up" stock market.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Getting a degree you don't need as an ironic joke is the most MBA shit ever 😄

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

exactly this, I was drunk half the time

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This explains so much about MBAs

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

the classes and my classmates were mostly so brain-dead that I was really surprised that they can tie their shoes correctly