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US Gov: "Are you 18+? Y/N"
Corpos: "Please supply a sample of your cum so we can verify whether or not you are of-age. Don't worry, we promise to handle your data properly"
No kidding.
Guess just ASKING someone's age is good enough when you're the government. No need to hold yourself to the standards you insist others need to meet.