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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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This is the first step, the next one is buying those farms when the farmers default and then the final step is rich people gobbling up all of this property to turn it into factory farmland.
During the transition we're going to see Americans starve. Some of us will die but that is a sacrifice they are willing to make for more profits.
They also plan on renting those people back to the farms.
Nah, we won't starve, they'll just start a new brand of food called soylent green.