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[–] DBT@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s how it is in rural VA.

[–] coalie@piefed.zip 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

maryland wasn't even in the fucking confederacy

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 20 points 2 days ago

You should see rural Pennsylvania. It is truly wild how less populated areas universally and unanimously decided to be home to the biggest pieces of shit.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Mason-Dixon Line was drawn including Maryland to the south, and defined political divide for centuries. Maryland was considered “southern” until the 60s. It was the first state to become progressive and creep closer to the Union states north of it.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yes, that's my point. maryland was a slave state, but it didn't secede. so there's really only one way to interpret those flags, and it ain't culture or heritage.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not correcting you, just adding context for other readers🙂

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Another fun fact, the Mason-Dixon Line was surveyed and drawn between 1763-1767, predating any belligerence of the revolutionary war.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Arguably the main reason it didn't succeed was that Lincoln established Marshall law and sent in federal troops.

Sentiments among the population of Maryland was divided, but definently favorable to succession.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They can't be near people. They quickly get outed as complete cunts. So they flee to the edges where it's easier to hide.