fashion

I love American Standard Male clothing. It's so ugly and must be humiliating to wear. Baggy work shirts that look like shit. Floppy ass boxers that don't hold your junk up and serve no purpose other than maybe preventing your pants from smelling like ass/balls (American Standard Males apparently hate intimate hygiene). Office chinos the color of cardboard, baggy and tight at the same time to make your legs look carrot-shaped. Shoes and baseball hat must be worn at all times, including indoors, in bed, during sex, while pooping, and possibly even while showering at this point.

The leg warmers are cool because it's taking an item that already exists and repurposing it for an American Standard Male audience, so it needs to be uglier, less comfortable, more humiliating and will slide down your legs because wearing things that fit your body is feminine/european coded.