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Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’
(www.independent.co.uk)
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They're all participation trophies, as he can't win anything of real value.
FIFA peace price of "at least you tried". Renewable energy price of "didn't understand the task, but cried when he didn't get a medal".
He's such a weird snowflake
He's the one kid at your birthday party who's upset they're not getting attention too.
And then starts to destroy your stuff because he never learned to cope with frustration.
Apparently the participation trophies are fine when they're the ones getting them.