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Dude is in a relationship with a girl from Netherlands
Which dude and why is that important?
Jake is the one with the Dutch girlfriend (she is also a top tier Olympic athlete)
As for why it's important? I guess they're trying to comment on an American with a foreign gf being a racist or something
MAGA
Huh?
The Paul brothers are asholes, all for America. What do you think the point of this post even is?
i think the broken jaw one is grifting maga right now.
I think we're on the same page but I still don't understand the relevance.
Because MAGA is against non-Americans. They don't want foreigners here, and yet homeboy is dating a someone from the Netherlands.
Okay, I still don't know which homeboy/dude but I suppose I can take an educated guess.
Are you a troll?
Where in this thread does it say which bro has the girlfriend?
From context I assumed it was the guy getting triggered by hearing spanish on tv
Sure, but it was never explicit. And calling someone a troll for not knowing is weird.
Because I don't keep up with the fucking Paul brothers? Sure.
she hot... dude be thirsty
Huh?
you asked why that factoid was important... I tried to be funny by telling you that the girl one of these Paul idiots is dating is actually hot and OP brought it up because he is horny
Oh. Okay that went over my head :)
in a "influencer" relationship you mean.
I was watching the olympics and the commentators said that maybe her 6million followers can help her over the line, and I’m like okay… then they showed a shot of that human punching bag and I’m like oh ok.