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Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

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[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well if you're trapped in a small village with a bunch of fit and lean 20-30 year olds from different countries wouldn't you want to bang them? This happens at every Olympic

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think they've ever run out quite this quickly before.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Condoms courtesy of Vatican City

"Vatican City: When it comes to creation, we're pros!"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

There's a joke in there about the ubermensch, the state of things, etc., but it's wicked early and my brain's barely twitching. 🤪

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone should have told me, i would have had a lot more interest in sports.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

I mean....you say that....but let's be honest with eachother here....