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Already?? Are people just a lot more horny when it's cold outside?

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[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't they just provide 1 (washable) condom each?

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They could probably share. They aren’t ALL fucking at the same time. Take turns!