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Is Windows FOSS now? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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https://zomglol.wtf/@jamie/116059523957674208

https://www.congress.gov/crs_external_products/LSB/PDF/LSB10922/LSB10922.8.pdf

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[–] CanadaPlus 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If there was an actual civil suit you'd probably be able to subpoena people for that information, and the standard is only more likely than not. I have no idea if the general idea is bullshit, though.

IANAL

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You forgot the heart

I ♥️ ANAL

[–] CanadaPlus 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Would that be North African Lawyer, or North American Lawyer?

In any case, we're splitting the cheque. /s

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that lawyers migrate?

[–] CanadaPlus 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Hmm, it would require a pro hac vice admission.