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One person gets a good deal of their nude body covered in peanut butter.
The other gets jam.
(Probably a good idea to shave and trim yourselves a bit before hand, your call though)
You can start in little dollops on specific areas, neckline, tip of an ear, maybe tip of the nose if you're feeling kinda funny... other areas... and then uh... clean them up... as if it was edible...
... or you can just get right down to being bread and making the sandwich.
Or you can just slowly discover all new kinds of flavors and mouthfeels you've not likely tried before, in... really any position you'd like.
Just make sure to keep the actual uh ... lock and key, make sure they are well good and clean before you try to unlock any doors.
Don't wanna end up with a yeast infection or any other kind of infection.
Its basically impossible to totally keep all your hair 100% clean, (unless you both use hair nets i guess maybe?), hence the thorough and rigorous and lengthy shower afterward.
Do let me know if this piques your friend's ... appetite.
EDIT:
Also of course do a prior determination of both party's preference for chunky or smooth, flavor of jelly or jam.
And... probably avoid or significantly alter the concept if anybody is allergic to nuts.
EDIT 2:
Also, pick a soundtrack, or two, before hand, especially if you have close neighbors.
We went with Ratatat.
Does this not inevitably result in a yeast infection for ... Someone?
Also, never met anyone else who could drop the name "Ratatat." Badass.
Hey some of us listen to Ratatat fairly often, wondering why the hell they had to stop making good music
I haven't listened to them in years, but I enjoyed what I heard. (I actually made a post on lemmy about how the first time I heard Ratatat I was driving past Ararat Rd.)
I intended no criticism of the musician, just surprise at seeing them mentioned.
Ain't nobody allergic to DEEZ NUTS!
It’s peanut butter jelly time!