I eat totinos frozen pizza. 2 1.77 dollar pizzas make up for little Caesars pizza. Turn on the broiler on high, slap a cast iron skillet on the stove and put it on high. Put the pizza into the microwave for 2 half minutes. Slap it into the skillet for a couple minutes then put it under the broiler. Nobody at home will realize you're eating totinos

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

they call it the totinos shuffle

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Put the pizza into the microwave for 2 half minutes.

what the fuck

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don't forget to submerge your pizza in brine for 45 seconds.

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

You got a problem with my cooking bub?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll