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[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 101 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

There is zero chance this is true.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 1 points 43 minutes ago

It’s probably true.

Think of it with this alternate headline:

Spotify reclassifies what constitutes a good developer

And no doubt, they’re capturing what these “good developers” do to better train the clanker to make the “bad developers” redundant.

[–] tleb@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Probably just lying to their boss. I have an AI obsessed boss and regularly lie about how much I use it because productivity is actually measured entirely by their perception of you and not by any real metric.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I thought about lying on my last report but decided to not. At this point they're going to have to fire me if they can't accept the truth. I'm not lying to save my skin.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

And their bosses are just lying to their bosses, and it's lying and yessing all up and down the line, and the rest of out here just have to live with whatever The Machine pukes out for us.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 10 points 7 hours ago

I've tried explaining this to me peers that just quietly bust their asses while noisy jerks (including me, but to a lesser extent than most) get perceived as high performers because they engage with their bosses and work on things that have high visibility.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I'm not so sure. I could believe their entire productivity has been consumed by failing AI slop in code reviews.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Truth no longer matters to these clowns. Who cares about it's true? Who cares that Spotify is already good... And the one thing they can do to is make it worse?

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I wonder about this often: the product is finished; aside from curation, what else does it need?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

An A-B repeat feature. Member when media players had that? I member. Back in my day you could listen to the ooga booga section of Freak on a Leash 162 times in a row with just two clicks.

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 points 2 hours ago

You will never see that implemented. You should be thankful you even have a pause button.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

If I was working foe spotify I would honestly lie just to do something better than ask an AI to do bullshit for me