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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why the fuck does every Aussie dude have a moustache at the moment?

It looks fucking hilarious tbh lol

I thought it was confirmation bias but literally every single aussie dude in the 20-35 age bracket has a moustache.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

It feels like the hipster ironic daggy look never went away. There's one young guy at work with a moustache that actually works on him. He's look incredibly young without it

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Horrid moustaches and the even worse stringy mullet.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think they think it adds a little extra something for the ladies.

sex talkOral sex

[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Abrasion rash is NOT sexy imo. Although I understand that shaving the upper lip can be awkward, particularly if there's a lot of hair growth due to raised testosterone levels. Or what they HOPE is raised testosterone levels.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like scrubbing the front foyer of a temple with a bristle brush. It's not necessary.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And here I am growing out my sideburns.

Maybe i should start using my ears for that activity.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's know how you go with that.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

A lot of women say dudes don't listen so at least I can say i tried.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah the old tickler. Fair point lol

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unless you grow feathers there it most definitely doesn't tickle.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I feel attacked. Although I used to have a full beard, then had a trimming accident and kept the mo for a change up. Also kept the β€œsoul patch” for some differentiation from the masses lol

I remember having a similar accident. Feeling wind on my face without facial hair was unsettling lol

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a pretty big underbite so it softens my chin poke. Can you not grow a moustache?

Dude I'm Egyptian. I've had facial hair since I was 12 lol