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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My dog recently walked about a 4-foot arc while squatting and trying to get a lump of poop to shake free from her butthole. You see, she'd recently ripped a hole in one of her tug toys and had pulled out the stuffing, but accidentally swallowed a little. The fibers from the stuffing turned her broken log of a turd into anal nunchucks.

Even that poo hanging from her asshole was more presidential and a better representation of America.