Haha wouldn't it be so wacky and quirky if they brought in a hundred masked and armed goons, arrested him during his speech, and carried him off to an undisclosed location never to be seen again? Imagine the internet reaction!!

(if you're going to fantasize at least make it so something fucking happens in your fantasies, holy shit)

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

They bring in an entire flashmob of Tommy "Terrible Shot" Crooks lookalikes who keep randomly firing during the speech but, being true to the character, none ever quite hit anything vital

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

What would be really hilarious would be doing the caning of Sumner but based