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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah I just want to know what grocery store food Wall Street journal is going to call Gen Alpha privileged for eating. Store brand hummus? Whole wheat bread?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 18 hours ago

Hummus?? BROWN bread?? thats rich people food

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 18 hours ago

organic artisnal bread, non gmo, single source, fair traded,,yadayaday.