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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 44 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What they hate even more is that we're splurging on living indoors with running water and flush toilets.

[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It wasn't that long ago Faux was running stories about these uppity welfare recipients having refrigerators and cell phones, shocking I know

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

They know their audience. After all it's hard to find "undesierabes" to look down on when their standard of living is alarmingly close to your own.