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The Wall Street Journal Gets Community Noted For Saying Gen Zers And Millennials Are 'Splurging On Rotisserie Chickens' (offthefrontpage.com)

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Funny you say that, I just got this horrible GI stomach bug with a fever, but that was the first time I've been sick since 2019 excepting getting covid once in 2021. Nary a cold, a sniffle, or an upset stomach.

I hardly ever get sick otherwise. But got sick as a dog just a week back, 2 days without eating, raging fever, lots of ass falling as you so poetically coined it.