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Imagine being a monarchist and this is Your Guy (hexbear.net)

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[–] fox@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got a dude whose job it is to emboss the royal monogram on every square of what's otherwise just Charmin 2 ply.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

They call him the ~~Lord of the Privy Chamber~~

Edit - Even better! A Groom of the Stool

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

Heneage and Denny, as servants "whom he used secretly about him", were privy to Henry VIII's most intimate confidences about Anne of Cleves. He told them he doubted her virginity, on account of "her brests so slacke".

Why is this so funny to me, wtf are you on about Henry

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Damn, there really is a royal asswiper.