Holy shit, the ruling class haven't progressed from Nazi pseudoscience at all. These are some of the most powerful people on Earth and they're barely smarter than cave people that think their own shadows are ghosts.

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Thinking I need to make a career change and become some sort of new age Rasputin and get billionaires to microdose lead and arsenic.

Just tell them they've got a psyonic tape worm that can't be removed or it'll release toxins that cause the woke mind virus. Throw in something about lithium killing the worm, and lead has opposite aura if lithium or some shit... So suck on this fishing lure weight I guess. And arsenic will neutralize the woke toxins... Pretty sure I can just wing it if they ask about any holes in my story, just do some basic psych 101 parlor tricks and they'll do whatever I say. One milly a month, direct deposit plz. And I'll bang and do mushrooms with their partners while they're off doing a corporate retreat with yogurt enemas.