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[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mate, I have really good pliers, so I can save you couple of tons. DM me.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have no idea how tempting that is. Is the medicinal whiskey included?

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would it make more enticing if I was to say my wife is a retired dentist?

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Forgot to mention, I will offer Ardbeg Uigeadail as a preparatory sedative. The only condition is you need to take it neat.