this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I've been in this literal exact situation. If it hadn't happened 20 years ago I'd be worried this anon is talking about me

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

Same, I'm such a dumb fuck! Nothing Gigachad about that.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

As an autistic woman who's usually attracted to others on the spectrum, I am worried anon is talking about me

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 7 hours ago

Sometimes i tell my girlfriend stories about weird people in my life and she's like: yeah, she was into your autistic ass. Nonono, she was doing this and that... Oh honey.