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Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot. But there is no way I'd fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious...
That's probably a member of NAMDLA ...
Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
Yeah, I fucked that part up
I'm sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
that's just how Japanese are. they're so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.
no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.