Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

You don't. You get down off a duck.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Duck down is cheaper, but not as effective.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

It's much more effective if someone is trying to punch you though.