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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)

submitted 16 hours ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 26 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/

It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my god it's so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.

"ooh I am but a piece of metal learning what it means to feel in this world ooOoOoOOhhhh"

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Can you give me your instructions? I wanna try this. Or GLADOS.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[–] Ooops@feddit.org 16 points 12 hours ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.