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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago (2 children)

$30 an hour to poison their data while I'm doing my actual job sounds tight to me idk bruh

They can fire me but they can't not pay me.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] foggy@lemmy.world -4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yes. I will absolutely take you on that bet. Will you do crypto? I'd prefer Monero. I will provide wallet address and receipts.

I will happily take your money on top of theirs.

Let's say 7:10 dollar for dollar. Will you match every dollar I successfully earn 7:1? I'll pay you 10x what I am owed if I am not paid what owed for my work.

To be clear, if I need to sue to get this income, it may take as long as 36 months in extreme circumstances.

Something tells me you won't take this bet.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hmm. Chat, what is the ratio of wage theft lawsuits losses to actual wins? How many wins were actually paid in a timely manner?

https://www.nelp.org/app/uploads/2023/07/Workers-Lose-Billions-Unpaid-Wages-Every-Year.pdf

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Joke's on them... even if they don't pay it's not like I valued the time I spent on it anyway.

And I certainly didn't do a good job.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 4 days ago
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Sounds like you won't take the bet.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

They pay you in AI dollars.