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For months, callers to the Washington state Department of Licensing who have requested automated service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent. The agency has since apologized and says it’s trying to fix the problem.

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[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It'd be hilarious if you could choose that as an option. I'd like to pick between a hundred different accents. lol

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

You can do this with a good deal of TTS programs.

It can be very funny to give a paragraph in English to a Portuguese or Japanese or French TTS model.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the 80s, my dad worked with telephone testing equipment and had reason to bring home a DecTalk. I spent so much time fucking around with that thing. Typing things like "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit" was so hilarious. I'd write entire scripts.

I guess the tech is to the point now where I could lose days to it now. lol.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm a bit younger, but early Ventrilo had a TTS that basically was so bad, and so easy to spam and break with nonsense that servers would either have it totally turned off, or kick/ban you if you spammed soi soi soi or something.

... And then of course.... there was that one time John Madden made it to the Moon...

Or.... you can turn it into music:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9vXGlaNKg0

I... guess you could call that TTS acapella?