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in other defense news U.S. Army announced secretive 'Darker Eagle' Hyperersonic missile system.

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[–] untorquer@quokk.au 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It didn't look like that already?

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Currently I'd consider them closer to 14 year olds arguing over pro wrestling, or 20 year olds fresh out of bootcamp arguing over uncleared military hardware replicated in a video game.

...wait

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 2 points 3 hours ago

I'd argue it's any age from 18 to 50ish. But they're 10yo's at heart [maturity level]