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[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Honestly this is the sort of thing that LLMs are really, really good at: You’re combining current events with bullshit stories anyway, so who cares if the output is a little bullshit?

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Dunno why you're being downvoted. It's absolutely true.

Sermons are just motivational bullshit with bible verses mixed in, and there's billions of words already written on both of those subjects.