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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

We don't care about the size, now we want to know if he has chosen F350 or Hummer for support.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

He literally addresses this at the end of the article.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

RAM or GMC 3500HD also add virtual inches.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?

Talk about cocky.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

2 words, cycling shorts.

They leave very little to the imagination...

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 2 points 7 hours ago

that's boomers, this is a millennial so it would be a Cybertruck or Tesla