this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2026
193 points (99.0% liked)
shitposting
2434 readers
39 users here now
Rules •1. No Doxxing •2. No TikTok reposts •3. No Harassing •4. Post Gore at your own discretion, Depends if its funny or just gore to be an edgelord.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
DETECTIVE: Hey so we've run known photos of your suspect through facial recognition on the cameras in the area of interest. No luck.
OFFICER: Witnesses say he was wearing juggalo makeup at the time
DETECTIVE: Hang on *keyboard sounds*. Oh yeah one match. Here ya go.
I guess maybe if we make it a societal norm that we all go out in Juggalo makeup. And change the pattern every time.