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We'll be launching soon (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hire two additional brides to bring it down from 9 to 3 months, then tell them to use AI to get it down to 1. Meanwhile, the baby was expected yesterday.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

sure we can handle that