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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True, but not eating 2 family sized pizzas a week would probably help my performance more than shaving my legs.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, eat the pizzas, then do some combo of Ozempic + PEDs...winning!

Ozempic works by making you not want to eat the pizzas. It'll never be a performance enhancing drug for sports because the top levels already have nutrition habits indistinguishable from eating disorders.