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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They should then switch to spanish as their lingua franca for that meeting (brazillians could pull if off).
Or switch to esperanto.

[–] Blan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

No shit, it would be so damn funny if the whole world just switched over to Esperanto as second language, even if only to spite US and UK. Haah, one can dream the wildest things.