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[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren't any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fediverse threads are not a valid support inquiry channel. Please write your question in blood and burn it under the full moon to submit a support request.

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I can't do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 3 hours ago

As an alternative, please download and print out a picture of a full moon and fax your blood to us in a PDF

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

For valued customers like you we have an accessible support system. Just submit your blood-written note on the 29th of February.