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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Is the Wi-Fi down, or is Internet access down? Because you're probably gonna need a gerbil instead of that hamster

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

Don't worry. The magic 'may' return.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 hour ago

You must appease the Machine Spirits.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried to turn it off and on again?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

You guys, WiFi isn't magic it's science so you must sacrifice a Scientist.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago

The hamster has a PhD

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Does it have to be a good one or will one that's shilling for fossil fuel interests do?

#TwoBirds #Efficiency

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 43 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Sorry, that’s a v1.18.345 hamster so your sacrifice won’t work as your router only accepts v1.2.829 or higher.

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren't any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fediverse threads are not a valid support inquiry channel. Please write your question in blood and burn it under the full moon to submit a support request.

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I can't do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 hour ago

As an alternative, please download and print out a picture of a full moon and fax your blood to us in a PDF

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

For valued customers like you we have an accessible support system. Just submit your blood-written note on the 29th of February.

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But v1.18.x is higher than v1.2.x? 🤨

The 18th update of version 1 vs the 2nd update of version 1.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Please search before asking questions.

Either this is the Hamster pro max v1.2 v18.345 which is different from the Hamster Max v1.0 or the router can’t parse two digit minor versions because it’s too old.

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

But I demand instant answers to my question regardless of the quality of my writing skills and in total disregard of time of the day?!

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Stupid router. v1.18.345 is the higher one. The hamster must have introduced breaking changes if they're incompatible.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No, v1.2 is the higher version. The full name is "hamster gen 3 maxpro v1.2"

v1.18 was the final version of "hamster gen 3 maxpro first edition."

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that the hamster is too new and the router can’t parse minor versions with two digits in it, but I like your answer better.

The actual solution is to flash it with OpenWRT

[–] four@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

How do you flash OpenWRT on a hamster? Asking for a friend

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Thank you, this solution worked perfectly.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I dunno when it became the norm to say the WiFi's down when it's actually totally fine and unrelated to the internet connection being down.

People at my work have said this even though they're using docks plugged with Cat 5.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Cat5? Not even Cat5e? You sure the problem isn't just that their connection is 10Mbps or worse and we sites aren't just taking a couple minutes to load?

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Non-technical people don't have any idea what a LAN is, and can't imagine any reason for WiFi to exist other than to get their device on the Internet.

So WiFi becomes a synonym for "Internet connection", perfectly interchangeably.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 1 points 19 minutes ago

And in most operating systems the wifi icon turns into some other error icon if there's no internet. So I can see the confusion.

[–] florge@feddit.uk 10 points 4 hours ago

Probably because ISPs like to fob you off with suggestions of poor wifi rather than address the actual internet issue you contact them about.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Rogers is down right now and I’m this close to grabbing the neighbor’s cat to do this.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

If you it’s your neighborhood cat, then it’s probably only cat 1 or cat 2, so it won’t be of much use to you unless you wanna play Zork on your local community college’s mainframe. That might work.

Back in the day, the fuzzy ones had to sacrifice bandwidth for cuteness.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

First of all, fuck Rogers with a rusty statue of a cactus, and second, fuck them again.

I don't understand how a company that big can be that bad at uptime. I moved to Teksavvy years ago and haven't had any outages since. I refuse to do direct business with any of the big three.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What’s Teksavvy and how can I get it?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

ISP. They they piggyback off Rogers/Cogeco/whoever for the last mile connection, but in my experience have been more reliable and haven't had any of the downtime that Rogers has.