Man. Even the guy in the White House who write all Fox News Pieces is getting fed up these days.
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They've discovered the easy way to play Souls-like games.
How about go fuck and die.
Fuck Leftist, Fuck Rightist, Fuck Nazi, Fuck Maga, Fuck Tankies. Basically fuck any honey-trap ideologies.
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“The Saga Begins” (Parody of “American Pie”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic
[Intro]
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
[Chorus]
Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi"
[Verse 1]
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen?
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
[Chorus]
We started singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""
[Verse 2]
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midichlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"
[Chorus]
He was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
[Bridge]
We caught a ride back to Naboo
Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end, some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
[Chorus]
And I was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
[Outro]
We were singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
I'm not 👌
Just like giraffes, the reason they had their long neck was to reach the foliage of tall trees. They've lived in a place full of things taller than them.
Can you imagine. Taking a 50 thousand year nap, just to wake up and find your house invaded by pests crawling all over the floor. Ofc you would be upset.
I'm pretty sure they they wouldn't need to see the whole thing to get an idea.
Wizard of ID Comic for March 21, 2026 - BY: Mick Mastroianni and Johnny Hart : https://www.grantcountybeat.com/comics/wizard-of-id-comic-for-march-21-2026
When a supply ship delivers its final cargo to the isolated fishing community of Krelløy, forty-seven souls find themselves cut off from the mainland - and from the world they once knew. What begins as an eerie weather anomaly soon reveals itself as something far more profound, as the very fabric of their reality begins to unravel.
Stefan, a Slovak expatriate working at the local fish processing plant, and his wife Linnet, a Kenyan nurse who crossed continents for love, must navigate not only their community's fracturing bonds but also the increasingly alien landscape of their Arctic home. As neighbors vanish into the fog and those who remain undergo disturbing transformations, the couple faces an impossible choice: flee into treacherous waters or witness the complete metamorphosis of everything they hold dear.
From the first impossible sound that echoes across the island to the final moments of human connection, Krelløy is a haunting exploration of love, isolation, and the boundaries of human comprehension. Blending cosmic horror with intimate human drama, this literary thriller asks what it truly means to remain yourself when the world itself is forgetting how to be.
Review - Michal Polgár On The Beauty of Catastrophe Where the Arctic Silence Ends, Something Else Begins
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That was an ID card, just not the right one.