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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You don't need to kill them to get their foreskin though. Seems a bit over the top that way tbh asa-brow

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 31 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It was to prove that the people he killed weren't Israelites. The foreskins weren't the objective, murdering neighbouring people so that they could expand was.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

Killing newborn Israelites and then telling the king: "Ha ha. Look! Those Philistines all have tiny penises. Isn't that funny?" think-about-it

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if he tried asking them nicely first?

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

"Hey, bro. Can you help out a homie by giving me your foreskin, so I can get some pussy in return?"