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Wow, I can't believe you said that!!! I was vibing with a woman who approached me. Got her number, we have similar interests, etc. I mentioned in a text something offhand about my cat in the context of "what have you been up to"... Boom. Instant ghost. Never heard from her again!
a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.
it's incredibly stupid. but incredibly common.
Okay... Maybe this is a dumb question... but if I get her digits and am clearly pursuing her... how could she think I'm gay!?
Yeah when I got my cat all I wanted to do was have anal sex with a guy.
It was so odd. Pat a dog and it's like all want is pussy.
Pat a cat and bam, ass all the way