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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 76 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

Literally any word can be replaced with fanny and it will still make sense. Example: fanny fanny fanny in my fanny over the fanny .

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 2 days ago

Well, obviously.