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[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

the plan is to go hide in their bunkers & safe spotss while civilization collapses from climate change and then come out of their bunkers later to then continue dominating the remaining 2% of humanity that survived the fallout on the surface.

writing this out makes me wish that i was making this up rn.

[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I hope whatever happens, there are enough of us left to fill their damn air vents with cement before we succumb to whatever world-ending catastrophe finally pushes them into the bunkers in the first place.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago) (1 children)

new zealand being missing from a lot of maps is a bourgeois conspiracy to erase it because they will use it as a bunker.

how could we reach new zealand without reliable access to oil or electricity? are wind sails viable for such a trip? asking for a friend.

[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 minutes ago

The Maori got there by sea in the first place. Time to start practicing with a sextant and charts.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

funny you mention it because i've been thinking about preppers. maybe we should be building ours just in case this whole behead them and scramble to fix it thing turns out to not go as well as we would all want.

i feel not even they are having fun in this miserable bullshit they created. how deranged can you be until you can't be satisfied anymore.