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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The whole administration consists of the most vile, revolting and off-putting people, he'll fit right in.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Carrot Top and Andy Dick have declined senior posts in the administration for fear of damaging their serious reputation. Rob Snyder is on the fence. Scott Baio is actually a liability at this point.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And when Trumby finally keels over, Logan will be right there with a camera to make a video about it, it's perfect

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

That's the only time I'd ever be willing to watch his content.