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Disclaimer: I pretty much don't like Rust, but most criticism of it boils down to culture war.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Feed it through a coffee grinder and mix it with similarly powdered aluminum.

Then set that on fire (bonus points for doing it on lake ice. That’s fun!)

Oh. Uh. Not that kind of rust?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

No, but yours has more real-world applications