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Anon blows his dad's mind (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Men can lactate, just in case you were wondering:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Confirmed, there are many more people who want it than have it.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I was expecting a number in the low thousands. 8-10 thousand tops.

I severely misunderstood the internet xd

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I always hate when people ask why men have nipples.

Its so you can fucking breast feed, Greg! Just cause you aren't doesnt make them useless, your body wanted the option, your shame about not taking advantage of that has nothing on biology.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My mind was blown by this tidbit... TIL. Newborn babies of both sexes can occasionally produce milk. This is called neonatal milk (also as "witch's milk") and not considered male lactation.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

So in theory, someone could actually milk me?